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life

life is a test that you pass when you die

life is a sport that has no ground rules and many loopholes

life is a waiting room for all the fun of death

life is a game of musical chairs,

everyone gets out in the end.

on a long enough time-scale the life expectancy for everyone drops to zero

by frog-man-thing April 25, 2010

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life

1. beer

2. lager (same thing)

3. freeviews on the pay per view porn channel

4. hot meals which are done in the microwave in just a couple of minutes (magic)

5. a comfy chair (to sit on)

6. the amusing back chat from you to the window sales men that ring up

7. kitchen towl that mops up anything

8. those last few seconds on the brink of saneness when you talk to yourself about how funny mooses are

9. a wildlife documentary on mooses

10. all these things put together

by marlon the dancing moose May 13, 2003

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life

stupid pointless and boring

Life sux, get over it

by Kurt July 19, 2003

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life

If you want to find out, watch Monty Python's "The Meaning Of Life".
All shall be revealed...

Also, see fun

"I wish I was a girlie, just like my dear Papa"

Sung by a lumberjack in said feature film.

by Monty Python July 13, 2004

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


life

life throws you obstacles and no matter how you deal with these obstacles you will always regret the outcome of your decision

regret life is regret

by mckenzie mick brodie July 12, 2004

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life

life is a total bitch and then u die

life is fucked up in every single way possible

by Jessica May 2, 2005

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life

a gameboard where you face challenges and stuff like that...(it's just like life)

Life is hard.

by rAvYn April 17, 2004

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