life is a test that you pass when you die
life is a sport that has no ground rules and many loopholes
life is a waiting room for all the fun of death
life is a game of musical chairs,
everyone gets out in the end.
on a long enough time-scale the life expectancy for everyone drops to zero
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1. beer
2. lager (same thing)
3. freeviews on the pay per view porn channel
4. hot meals which are done in the microwave in just a couple of minutes (magic)
5. a comfy chair (to sit on)
6. the amusing back chat from you to the window sales men that ring up
7. kitchen towl that mops up anything
8. those last few seconds on the brink of saneness when you talk to yourself about how funny mooses are
9. a wildlife documentary on mooses
10. all these things put together
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If you want to find out, watch Monty Python's "The Meaning Of Life".
All shall be revealed...
Also, see fun
"I wish I was a girlie, just like my dear Papa"
Sung by a lumberjack in said feature film.
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life throws you obstacles and no matter how you deal with these obstacles you will always regret the outcome of your decision
regret life is regret
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life is a total bitch and then u die
life is fucked up in every single way possible
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a gameboard where you face challenges and stuff like that...(it's just like life)
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