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when you're chilling at the park all day in a tank top and flip flops and even when the sun starts to go down, you are not cold, because you've been drinking all day and the buzz makes you feel like you are wrapped in a warm, cozy blanket
sam: hey, wanna join us at the park?
jamie: nah, it's gonna get cold
sam: you wont feel it - we got liquor blankets.
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When any girl with a large rack can hold their liquor, drinking far more than her stature would suggest, you can make the assumption is that she is storing all that booze in her tits, thereby keeping her from getting drunk.
Damn, that's her 10th shot in a row -- she's got the liquor titties.
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when the guy lasts considerably longer as a result of his enebriated state (drunk).
i had liquor dick, and we fucked for hours...
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"cowards get courage when they lips hit that bottle" -- cougnut
A liquor gangster is someone who normally is non confrontational, or doesnt have a predisposition toward fighting or violence, but will want to fight people and/or start shit when intoxicated.
"yo man theres a party over at the zoo in chico tonight"
"I dunno man, last time i was out there this liquor gangster tried to fight me"
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The act of arriving late to an event because you have been drinking. Similar to being fashionably late except with booze being involved!
Bill: Dude your late, Incubus has already started their set !!!
John: Sorry Bro I am liquor late
Bill: Oh no worries man, did you save some for me?
John: HELL NO !!!
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Roger always enjoys a juicy banana liquor on the weekend
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The face you make after you take a pug / shot of hard liquor.
The liquor cringe is a totally involuntary expression
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