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A girl you legitimately cannot understand, but not in a bad or offensive way, but she is simply peculiar to your mind. If angered enough she could become dangerous and needs to be secured, contained, and protected (well more so others need to be protected)
Terry: Have you seen Emily?
Bob: Yeah, she's a literal SCP, she's into such odd things, and I heard she held a knife to her boyfriend because he was two minutes late home.
Dan: Wow, she is wild. Somehow Kenny is still with her. I wish it was me.
Terry: Boy shutcho bitchass up we all know you have a fetish for that BDSM-ass shit
When a co-worker takes a joke too seriously. Not to be confused with an actual baby kangaroo.
Jason: Hey man, for $250,000, would you eat my ass?
Bracey: maybe... I mean, where is the money coming from? A new mortgage?
Jason: unreal, Bracey!! You're such a literal Joey!
(n.) math equations that primarily focus on solving a variable mostly without numbers. It's extremely fucking difficult and irritating. Most of the time, you don't even know what the fuck you're doing and it'll be the reason you fail your first semester of Algebra.
Teacher: "Jimmy, go up to the board and solve one of the literal equations."
Jimmy: "Fuck..."
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When you just can't even and basically die.
This Starbucks line is so long, I'm literally dying.
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Assumed to be a racial pejorative for a specific group of people residing in Australia; it is unknown if this is truly a racial pejorative, but for citizens of the world it is better to assume it is in order not to offend anyone. This phrase was coined in a conversation between Dave Rubin and Skyler Turden.
An alternate definition: a real "literal" kangaroo
I'll have to check urban dictionary to see if literal kangaroo is a racial pejorative in some form or another because I am not caught up with all the alt-right metaphors and racial slurs.
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A scene way to compliment thy self in the uttermost respect of your being a trashy scenester. (Almost similar to being a sick grunge m8)
Her, with her ripped jeggings and her saggy beanie ejecting her spiky side fringe (only on the LEFT because she knows she is never alRIGHT) into the air while she ponders upon her scenester look and congratulates herself for being... The most perfect of "Literal Trash", is absolutely correct, for the first time in her life, as she knows... It can't get any trashier than the scene life. "Congratulations once again," She whispers under her breath for only herself to hear "You perfect pile of literal trash".
That wise legendary lobster everyone loves!
Hey bro, have you seen @ImLiteralLarry1 's new post?Literal Larry rocks!