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Often used ironically, often when one person hates their life and would just like to kill themselves rather than live another day of their shitty lives.
James: How's it going Jeff?
Jeff: Oh you know, living the dream man
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To incorporate Urban Dictionary rules into daily life, much like the ten commandments.
Example of UD living-
One night at the Cleaver house-
Beav- hey, Dad, can you give me a hand here?
Ward -Sure, Beaver, what are you up to, you little rapscallion?
Beav- I'm adding new definitions for Urban Dictionary, have you heard of it?
Ward- Beaver, you know I only look at porn sites and on-line gambling. Why do you think your mother and I named you Beaver?
Beav- yeah, Dad... WTF was with that anyway? Never mind.
Here's an entry I'd like to make:
Beaversnap-shoot rubberbands at a vagina and then take a dump.
Ward- is that a made up sexual act?
Beaver- I'm sure somebody made it up, I didn't read it in the bible.
Ward- sounds good, okay time to submit? All done here?
Beaver- Here's another one: George Bush- nonsense syllable.
Ward- you've got me by the short hairs there. I know we're supposed to reject nonsensical entries, and I'm pretty sure George Bush has been published before, but it is a celebrity. WTH, submit, little buddy.
Beaver-How bout this one- Beaver.com it's my own website, maybe I can pick up few subscribers for my MILF site of Mom doing Wally's friends.
Ward- We could use the extra income, but I'm afraid I can't go along with that one. We're not supposed to publish ads.
Beaver- right, we play by the rules. How bout this:
Johnny Bravo and the Shrimp Shack shooters, with Greg Brady and the Wonders?
Ward: No local bands, and friends names.
Beaver: You suck!
June: (calling from the kitchen) Ward, are you being rough on the beaver again?
Ward: Shut up, you whore! YOU'RE A GODDAMN WHORE!!! Ok Beaver, where were we?
Beaver: I was up to the word "nigger" I define it as lazy shiftless presidential candidate.
Ward: Get rid of the lazy and shiftless and you've got a definition. Remember, racist slur, but no racism.
Beaver: Gotcha! Hey I've got an idea, how about "Whore?" That could mean "homemaker in the neighborhood who takes money from neighbors kids in order to have sex."
Ward: Pretty good! I think you have to take the word homemaker out of there to get rid of the sexism. (calls into the kitchen) YOU DIRTY WHORE!
June: MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A TINY COCK!
Ward: SHUT UP, YOU WHORE!
Beaver: Dad?
Ward: Yes, son?
Beaver: Can I publish this? Jesus- a person I hate.
Ward: Can't see why not. It's your opinion. But remember, even if the dictionary allows for spelling mistakes, the Cleavers do not. IS MY DINNER READY YET, WHORE?
June: (calling back) IT'S AT THE GAYBAR WHERE YOU LEFT YOUR MANHOOD.
Ward: YOU FRIKKEN WHORE!!
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Noun.
A costume, outfit, or specific article of clothing (typically skintight) that has small tentacles all throughout its interior. The creatures that mimick this clothing may either infest the body of the host and take the excess nutrients of the body by way of penetrating the anal cavity, or simply taking over entirely.
It is only found in niche areas of hentai and yiff forums and is often hyper erotic. Most depictions include deep penetration as well as mind erasure and complete identity loss.
Guy 1: "My girlfriend is into Living Suit hentai."
Guy 2: "What in the actual God-forsaken fuck is Living Suit hentai?"
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An expression used to encourage participants of Kairos, a Jesuit retreat, to live out the promises they made on the fourth and final day of the retreat.
Live the Fourth! is written on kairos t-shirts
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Commonly mistaken as more than one person, Hong Dabin, aka DPR LIVE is an extremely talented Korean rapper who is absolutely brimming with god-tier sexiness. His first album was released in March 2017. Dabin is signed to Dream Perfect Regime, a quality independent label that has flaming hot Christian Yu as its creative force.
Friend1: Have you heard of DPR LIVE?
Friend2: Isn't that a group or something?
Friend1: No! DPR LIVE is a solo artist! Homie is brimming with talent and hotness!
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Benefit concert held in July of 1985 simultaneously at JFK Stadium in Philadelphia and at Wembley in London. It was organized by Bob Geldof to raise money for famine relief in Ethiopia. Over 85% of the world's television sets were tuned in.
Zeppelin and The Who both reunited for Live Aid
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1.) When a man and woman, involved in an intimate sexual relationship, permanently live together but aren't married.
2.) A hit single by Bon Jovi in 1989.
1.) Bill and Susie are living in sin...they've been living together and having sex but aren't married
2.) "I call it love, they call it living in sin"
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