oh my lob

Oh my lob stands for “oh my lobster”. 🦞

Verlaine: Did you hear about how Czarina broke up with AJ?

Navjot: She did? Oh my lob

Two Bob Lob

Tossing a 20 cent piece on a fine girls ass then having all you mates shoot their loads on the ass to see who gets closest

As the boys came over last friday night to play cards we suggested to our flatmate Penny to partake in a game of Two Bob Lob she accepted winner got the pussy.

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throw me a lob

A word used my friends when they set their friend up

Matt:You Lossss throw me a lob Los: Ight bro I got you

lobbed him off

Term used by jammers to desribed oral sex.

Treefriend wanted to thank the mechanic for fixing his RV, so he lobbed him off.

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lob job

nub insertion by means of a partial limb or joint.

He was a weird guy, but who knew he was into lob jobbing?!

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zip fookin lob

The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.

I got home from the pub about 11.30 went upstairs to the bedroom zip fookin lob, and gave that old bag the shaggin of her life or. I went to the doctors. Zip fookin lob got my cock out, It had gone green. Turned out to be a mix of excessive masturbation and poor hygiene.

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east lob city

The popularized home of the New York Knicks, fueled by the dime-a-dozen alley-oops from PGs Raymond Felton and Jason Kidd to Tyson Chandler and Amar'e Stoudemire.

"Oh, and a backhanded two-hand slam from Felton to Chandler again!!! Welcome to East Lob City!!!!"

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