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When the friend group has to much cook to handle so they go on lockdown
Wholesome says hey heated you didn’t play cyberpunk with me yesterday connor says cook LOCKDOWN LOCKDOWN
Used to describe someone when they who is racist, annoying, gay, homophobic, and constantly angry.
That kid on Xbox was a cha boy lockdown
When British Prime Minister Boris announces another bloody lockdown
“Why the fuck has Boris done a lockdown #3??!?!” - Literally everyone in England now
The one person you choose to spend your corona-isolation with. A monogamous relationship in times of a viral outbreak.
on video-call
Cheryl: OMG who is that man and why is he kissing you? Don’t you know you are supposed to limit your social interactions?
Jeffrey: Calm down Cheryl! He is my lockdown lover.
When you are so tired of lockdown you just want to sink into a hole
I have lockdownitis
A man’s best friend that was purchased during lockdown. Now the owners are back at work it’s incessant screams and cries annoy the shit out of the entire neighbourhood.
“Rod, what on earth is that commotion outside?”
“Oh Jean, it’s that fucking lockdown dog again, I hope it dies of throat cancer”
shoot someone and then fuck the bullet hole.
keanu: did you hear? gary busey gave his maid the fatal lockdown!
johnny: what a fucking maniac!