Lodge's Incompleteness Theorem

The assertion that no food identification system can be both comprehensive and unambiguous

Lodge's Incompleteness Theorem questions whether a slice of quiche a toast or a taco under the Cube Rule of Food Identification.

Lodged

The act of terrorising your family so they cower in the bathroom all weekend so you can watch the football in peace

Dave: "I watched all the games in peace this weekend"
Phil: "Didn't your wife and kids annoy you?"
Dave: "Nah....I lodged them"

Lodge Llama

People at a ski resort that can't take the slighty cold weather and end up sitting in the ski lodge for most of the day and wasting the day

Matt: It's a little cold out today but it's not terrible.
Keith: Yeah but you know there is certainly gonna be a lot of lodge llamas today anyways.