Olsen Logic

A teacher who grades an assignment before the due date and says it's missing when it is due in the future.

Example: I got a 0/50 on an assignment due on a Wednesday and I turned it in on a Tuesday, and I received the 0/50 on Tuesday, 1 day before it was actually due. That is Olsen Logic

Hamkari's Logic

When a person tries to explain or define something using the most retarded statements as support. The logic used to absolute fucking non-sense and does not make any sense whatsoever, leaving you absolutely fucking frustrated while face palming way deep down. This logic leaves you speechless with no fucking comment, making you wanting to just kys.

Person A: "Oh look at that dude wearing a shirt and jeans, that such a gay thing to do"
Person B: ".....what th?...how th?...why th?....nah, I'm fucking done. That is so Hamkari's logic right there"

Fuck Logic

What you answer when someone asks about something completely illogical that happened.

Fred: I don't give a shit.
Chris: Well, I don't give a shit about your shit either.
Fred: You mean the shit that I don't give?
Chris: Yup.
Fred: So basically, you don't give a shit when I don't give a shit? That doesn't make any sense.
Chris: Well, fuck logic.

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Korean Logic

When you do something that reduces your personal benefit and your only reason for doing it is that this is the way it has always been done.

Korean: "The air is bad in here. You foreigners need to change the air so you can be healthy" (Korean then goes to smoke cigarette). Foreigner 1: Why did they smoke a cigarette if they want to be healthy? Foreigner 2: Because Korean Logic.

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bullshit logic

1. Any system of thinking which flies in the face of reason and common sense; unfairness in the guise of fairness; hypocricy.

2. Pointless rules, which, if taken to their logical extremes, are quite obviously fucked-up.

3. Basically the same thing as "Bent-Penis Math Equations."

So by your bullshit logic, if two people were shooting at each other and I was shot, I'd be arrested for assault with a deadly weapon.

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Grandma Logic

Reasoning or advice that is either contradictory or only makes sense to your grandmother. Most likely spoken by someone of old age

Person 1: Jimmy Rollins got injured during stretches the other day...He'll be out for two months.
Person 2: We'll he never should've stretched in the first place
Person 1: Oh shut up i dont need any of your grandma logic.

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Magganari's logic

Having no logic at all.

- He thinks that the earth is flat...
- OMG. He has such a magganari's logic!

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