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When your girl gains more than just a little weight.
"Damn, my girl has been gaining a lot of weight lately. She's pulling a Lori."
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A woman who acknowledges a peeping tom, then shows off for him.
"Goodness, Janice was being a Whorey Lori today!" "Eww!"
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A dull, dimwitted person, slow on the uptake, easily fooled, a rube, a hayseed, a yokel.
"Yo, homes! I scammed that slow loris mo-fo outta fifty bucks!"
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Barbie Lori is a well-known internet celebrity and model who lives in Kendall of Miami.She is white, 5’2 and very thin with long blonde hair and brown eyes.She is known for being in viral social media scandals and is constantly in drama.It is also known that she occasionally creates soundcloud music.Lori is known for charging boys to talk to her.She takes on the title of being an alpha female and the people describe her as gorgeous but bitchy and egotistical.Lori previously went to Felix Varela high but dropped out of school at 15 years old and a year later enrolled into American Academy .In the past she had her own clique known as “Core4” which is now split up. Lori is known to be best friends with the well-known BullManny also referred to as Manuel Garcia.BarbieLori and BullManny constantly publicly express how they are trying to create their ideal world without jews or criminals.She dated the well-known soundcloud rapper XANBANG also known as Alex who is an ex-member of the Miami band Forsaken who is an alleged psychopath.She is also recognized for dating the outcast youtuber Joseph Angulo and repeatedly cheating on him with BullManny.It is publicly confirmed that the only boyfriend she never cheated on was Alex (XANBANG) and people are aware that she has cheated on all of her other boyfriends as she is a selfish and disloyal girl.People from Varela claim she is mildy insane.
“The blonde girl Lori was cute but she asked me to cashapp her.”
“I saw Barbie Lori at the mall today she was so short!”
“Lori charges boys money just for them to able to talk to her, what a bitch.” #BarbieLori #Miami #Varela
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A young lady situated in Guernsey. Intelliget and talented, liable to cause happiness in those she encounters. Loved by all. Very special.
More commonly referred to as Ringi and Ringsi.
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"Lori Awesome" has been updated to reflect the evolving, always improving, always progressing definition of what has come to be known as the highest level of awesomeness one can hope to achieve. Lori Awesome is and will forever continue to be the coolest of the cool, the bestest of the best, the most cutest of cute, and the funniest of funny. What HAS changed, and what will forever be fact, is that Lori Awesome is not just unattainable to most. It is also no longer something all people should strive for. The reason for this is because "Lori Awesome" has evolved to the point that it has become such a highly prestigious honor that it is now totally and completely unattainable to everyone not already considered "Lori Awesome".
No longer will little girls dream of one day being like Lady Gaga or Taylor Swift. No longer will boys dream of one day dating Taylor Swift or Megan Fox. A person considered Lori Awesome trumps them all!
A person who is Lori Awesome has...
...creative hands for making charms, crocheting & sewing - Check!
...prolific skills at playing the guitar - Check!
...sweet-sounding singing voice like Snow White - Check!
...dazzling eyes that sparkle and shimmer like Ariel - Double Check!!
...a love for animals that is genuine and true - Check!
...a passionate heart that is full of energy and enthusiasm - Triple Check!!!
Lori Awesome - the perfect collection of attributes, harmoniously unified to produce the greatest level of awesomeness possible.
That concert you gave rocked! You're Lori Awesome 2.0!
Have a Lori Awesome 2.0 Day!!!
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A Nigerian Slang For Spoilt Child From A Very Wealthy Background, Who Would’ve Easily Depended On His Family Wealth But Rather Choose To Hustle Via Legal Or Especially Illegal Ways To Make A Name For His/Herself.
Davido Is An Ajebutter Lori Street Because Despite Coming From One Of The Wealthist Families In Nigeria , Bobo Choose To Enter Street And Start Grinding Non Stop Like A Pepper Seller In The Main Market.
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