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Fate : the family you were born into.
Either you won it or you didn't.
Example :
Foster child #1 (sister of foster child #2) : We sure lost the birth canal lottery.
Foster child #2 : You sure said it, 'mana.
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When you are driving down the street and you spy a nice ass, you turn and look to see if you won or lost the nice ass lottery.
Driving, see a nice ass
turn to look at face: "oooh, it's a guy. I lost the nice ass lottery"
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The Tri-States include Connecticut, New York, and everybody's favorite New Jersey. Relating the above states to the female anatomy: Connecticut being the mouth, New York the vagina, and the swampland(s) of New Jersey of course referring to the Anus.
You have converted the tri-state lottery when you receive a blow job, fuck the vagina and ass all in one session of "love making".
Also very useful when chatting over work email, as you do not have to reveal your nightly endeavors to that bastard monitoring your daily emails. That little fuck deserves a trip to Connecticut, I hear it's lovely this time of year!
Our friend's roommate (affectionally nicknamed "The human cum bucket") must be one lucky bitch, she's always winning the tri-state lottery! She must be rich! With STD's!!!!!
Damn. I missed the tri-state lottery again! That hoe wouldn't blow me after I stuck it in her ass!
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When a guy hopes that by doing the right things (sex acts or otherwise) for a girl, he can get a blow job. This can result in either winning (getting a blow job) or losing (not getting a blow job).
Guy #1: I was totally messing around with this chick last night and I won the Blow Job Lottery!
Guy #2: Drinks for everybody!
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1, 4, 17, 548, M, A drawing of a dog.
(the real lottery numbers from villager news 2)
Hey, Did you win the Villager News Lottery?
When Taco Bell fucks up your order but they stuff your bag full of so much other stuff your not even mad...
"Damn I really wanted my Cheesy Gordita Crunch but shit....there's like 8 chalupas in here! Thank you Taco Bell Lottery!"
Someone who has features that most may want or desire. Like a girl with a nice face, green or blue eyes a good height that they are not too short for people or too tall and intimidating to people. may retain their figure easier than others and keep their appearance longer than most.
Wow! after high school the prom queen really beefed up, but look at the class dork she is a genetic lottery winner.
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