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i love you

something boys never mean.

boy in june: i love you more than words could ever say.

boy in october: i love //her// more than words could ever say.

by Carrieoox October 9, 2007

43πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


Love you more

The act of hanging up on somebody during a phone conversation, usually when the conversation is drawing its end, and both parties are aware of its forthcoming demise. This conversation is always ended with a "love you more" followed by the abrupt end of the conversation, via hanging up the phone. Simply, an obnoxious game played between two people. Usually two persons that hold some sort of mutual emotional and intimate significance to each other...

Also, the essential winner of this game, is one who blurts this overly obnoxious statement before the other party and proceeds to hang up without the other person getting in a word...

!!!RING!!! !!!RING!!! "Hello? - Hey its me -... Hey! - Hey just wanted to let you know that i am on my way now, i am caught in traffic though and its probably going to be later than i thought, SORRY :( -... Oh, well dinner is ready. - I know i will be as fast as I can, you just have no idea what this day was like, Mr, Smith came up to me the second after i got out of this huge presentation and, well actually ill just tell you about it when i get home -... Ok baby, well I love you! - I love you too babe,OH! GUESS WHAT ELSE? -... What!?!? - LOVE YOU MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -... !!!CLICK!!!

by Panick from myspace March 23, 2007

24πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


I love you

Can be truly meant to capture the heart of a female if truly meant by a male or vice versa.
OR...
To entrap a female by a male if it isn't meant, but would seem so and vice versa.
AND...
The same amount of letters as BULLSHIT.

Mainly overused by teenagers who think they know what love is, or over-commonly found in poetry.

1. *8 month relationship*
Guy: I love you
Girl: I love you too.
*Gets on one knee*
Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Yes!

2. (Flowchart still applies to either gender. Face it, you both can do it)

A: Asshole tries to build feelings.

*Did it work? *YES -> Go to B. NO -> repeat A*

B: Asshole plays with feelings.

*Did it work? YES -> Proceed to C or Repeat A or B some more. NO -> You fucked up.*

C: Get into their pants. (FINALLY)

*Did it work? YES -> Good job at being a dick or a player. Proceed or continue to do this while laying low or cheating with a next girl. NO -> You fucked up. Start over*

D: Break up with them.

*Did it work? No fucking comment. If you don't get this, you're an idiot. Hope you feel proud when you seem like a complete asshole/douchebag/(Insert other insult here)*

by Sephirion/Taeron November 12, 2010

14πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Bye love you

A lazy way of saying "Good bye. I love you!" especially when trying to catch teenagers as the flee their parents presence as rapidly as they can.

As my son bolted from the house to join his friends on the way to the mall, I had merely enough time to shout "Bye love you!" as the door slammed behind him.

by FC Soccer Coach DT December 30, 2016

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


I love you

The most heart warming words you can ever hear. Words that are usually hard to believe and used as a joke but once you find the THAT person, when they say those three words every other thought just goes away.

Also the words i will never ever get tired of saying to Riley. You make my life worth living, even when everything else is shit. I want you forever.

Riley: i love you baby
Helena: i love you too

by ohfasho-laxbro October 17, 2011

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


i love you, I LOVE YOU kiss

The β€œi love you I LOVE YOU” kiss is a kiss that is so passionate and meaningful that it screams the words β€œI love you” without even speaking.

β€œMy favorite kind of kiss is the i love you, I LOVE YOU kiss”

by LoveFromYourSunshine February 2, 2022


Bigz Loves You

A man who is often very nice but gives you the eyes like he might try and kill you but can still be very charming. Don’t be friends with someone named BIGZ LOVES YOU

Omg this guy is such a Bigz Loves You

by Melissa Bodnovits May 19, 2020