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when a dick is waxed/shaved so that the only hair present is in the surrounding area of the balls rather than the balls themselves
“She pulled down Matt’s boxers and there it was— a nice, clean, and suckable mailbox dick.”
A gay man's dick's favorite place in the whole world.
I'm going to dick him in his shitty mailbox if you know what I mean.
When driving at night and mistaking a mailbox for something else.
Person A: Don't hit that crazy lady standing on the side of the road.
Person B: Dude, calm down. Your just mailbox tripping.
A female squirts her vaginal juice into her partners asshole
I had the best night my life, my girl did the squirt gun in the mailbox
One of the reasons the sandhills is a great place to live, since sandhills golf is more interesting than city mailbox sports, as long as the mailbox stays open while you're on the hole.
The closest mailbox will usually be a par 11 or higher, so you can play sandhills mailbox golf all day long if you're playing 18 holes.
A system that emails use to divert annoying ad-spam/hide incredibly important emails, and then lie about having the latter.
Goddamn Junk mailbox made me miss the meeting I was emailed about.