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Marcos

Someone shady, lying, manipulating, macho, selfish, sadist, mean, pervert, in one other word, one big asshole.
His main hobbies are:
- making up fake stories about you and trash you in your back to make himself feel above and cool to people, without considering the damages done.
- fib you like crazy and betray you afterwards in order to break you and make you feel miserable.

Unless you like being brainwashed, despised, disrespected, humiliated and let down like crap, if ever you meet one guy with this name RUN AWAY before he will screw you.
Also, one thing to always keep in mind when meeting or befriending such person: never believe / trust him. EVER.

Ex 1:
- Man I'm so mad about that mean Marcos. He made up some fake stories about me & my girlfriend, only trying to make us break-up.

Ex 2:
- I'm selling my car to that blond guy I met in this bar. I think you know him.
- Oh no bro don't sell to this dude, he's a crook. he's had criminal records already, he will try to screw you by any way he can. Just sell your car to another dude or you won't get your money!

Ex 3: - Hey girl don't be sad, that Marcos was just using you for sex.
- I know, but he told me so many sweet things... I can't believe he betrayed and ditched me in such nasty and low ways.
- Yeah but he was just fibbing and manipulating you for more sex. Forget him, he's just an asshole, you deserve better.

by celiagod November 13, 2012

49πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


Marco

a really dumb guy he has absolutely no idea what's going on half of the time likes anime partially a weeb all of his friend treat him like trash ho doesn't take it seriously though cant get a girl for life and is really short and is usually either Mexican or Italian and try's to be funny and uses humor as a defense mechanism for his sadness

"ugh its Marco"
"why does Marco try so hard to be funny"

by mr.marco October 21, 2020

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Marco

Marco is a small angry elf who, do to the lack of room in his small body, releases all his built up anger through swears and screams. Marco often raises his eyebrows and doesn’t like to be wrong, and also has an obsession with biting and licking his lips at unsuspecting girls. Beware of Marco, he’s very unreliable and unpredictable.

Alex: β€œBruv, have you seen Marco lately?”

Mia: β€œYes, bruv, I have. He scares me. I think he has lice.”

Alex: :0

Mia: :0

by BeefyBruvvas January 14, 2020

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Marcos

A sad sad person who only sheds a single tear

After he was alone he shed a single Marcos tear

by Marcos420justdoit January 18, 2017

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Marcos

The extended americanized version of Marco because Marcos is not a beaner; a name.

Marcos never jumped out of the Rio Grande.

by Marcos Nuno August 23, 2006

217πŸ‘ 321πŸ‘Ž


marco

He sucks, lol

A guy named Marco sucks.

by Intelligent Noob September 19, 2019

11πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Marco

A faggot that does not allow the playing of his minecraft server. Marco's intentions are to ruin your gameplay experience. In other words; he is a pretentious douchebag.

Wow, what a marco.

by Bomber152 September 25, 2011

36πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž