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tom mardy

the guy that could make anyway gay with a very big pp

wow is that tom mardy. he makes me feel things

by afuckingpickledaddy March 11, 2024


tom mardy

the only person I know that could make me question my sexuality with a big pp

wow I really want to kiss that girl
wait no I want tom mardy instead

by afuckingpickledaddy March 11, 2024


Mardi Gras-Ing

The act of killing a large group of monsters in an MMORPG(Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game), With a semi-large group of people at an incredible rate of speed.

"You'll need a lot of DDs and some healers then you'll be Mardi Gras-Ing right through that fight."

by Geterdun March 3, 2014


Mardi Gras Clearance Sale

Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm

"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"

by Captain Useless August 31, 2012


Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade

A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.

Serves 8-18.

Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.

by the_rattler September 30, 2022