Black married

When two people are together, but do not want the MAN in their business with ALL that paperwork (common law).

we are not legally married, but we are black married.

Marry Popins

a lesbian

Marry Poppins would totally kiss Queen Elizabeth
marry popins is a lesbo

Marry me

Marry me

Marry me

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happily married

what time skip sashannarcy have

did you hear? sasha marcy and anne got married! It was like, two weeks ago. I think they’re away for their honeymoon right now? Anne keeps saying they’re happily married. good for them

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Married with children

A term used to describe someone who is believed to be homosexual but will not 'come out' until much later in life, usually after they've gotten married and had children.

Guy 1: What?! I thought Adrian was gay!

Guy 2: Me too, I think he's just married with children. Shame really...

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married-ish

married but on the outs.

girl- Are you married?
guy- I'm married-ish.
girl- What does that mean?
guy- I'm married but on the outs.

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Married the Maid

When a Caucasian man marries a Mexican woman because she keeps the house clean.

Dexter was a slob as a single man, so he broke down and married the maid.

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