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The badass banjo player for Mumford and Sons. Usually has a good amount of manly facial hair in the form of a beard.
Winston Marshall inspired me to get a banjo.
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Eminem, multi award winning white rapper who wont take shit from no one
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To rail out a person on a bathroom sink across the hallway from your room. The door must stay unlocked, and you also have to walk past your room to get to the bathroom.
Wow, I totally marshall-johnsoned that girl yesterday evening and three people walked in. I could've used my room or locked the door but that's totally unrad.
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A character from Adventure Time, in Ice Kings fanfiction. He and Fionna (Finn) are implied cannon, as well as her and Prince Gumball (Princess Bublegum).
Marshall Lee, the vampire king.
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Drake: OMG is that John Marshall coming down the street in his sexy truck?
Anybody else: Yah he’s such a dad
A young woman of whom looks her best all the time yet better with her hair curled. Beauty cannot describe her personality and looks and she has the most wonderful smile and always has that certain mysteriousness about her which keeps all men intrigued by her and how she is and makes them want to know more. The finest person you will ever know.
"I met this girl the other day"
"Oh yeah??"
"Yup, she was Nicole Marshall"
"you lucky guy"
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The Donyell Marshall is a sex act unparalleled in greatness. The act is performed as follows: A man, preferably NBA legend Donyell Marshall, engages in anal intercourse with a girl (Men, mammals, and certain birds are also accepted) while she sucks on the amputated leg of a midget or dwarf. During all of this, the male receives a rimjob from a purebred German Shepherd.
Dude I was Donyell Marshalling my girlfriend last night and it was all going great when all of a sudden the fuckin midget passed out from heat exhaustion. I wanted to keep going but my girlfriend aint gonna half ass (no pun intended) no Donyell Marshall…she is going big or going home. So I go out to replace the midget but it turns out a midget with an amputated leg isn’t as easy to come by as u would think. So I end up finding a male midget hooker and offer him an extra $4.33 to amputate his right leg. He accepts and we make our way back to our place. Well when we get back it turns out the German Shepherd wasn’t as purebread as we once thought. Turns out the mothafucka was rabid and ran away. So now I have anal rabies and im not gonna continue The Donyell Marshall if I'm not getting any butthole pleasures…who would? So I decapitate both midgets, throw them in a ditch, whammy my girlfriend and get some shut eye instead. Could have been worse right?
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