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Prostate Massage, The carressing of the anal crevis or finger massaging the anus up to the prostate. Usually practiced durring a HJ (hand job for a man) or Doggie style (for a woman). Not nessacarily a homosexual act.
I dont know about that Linguam Massage, she wasn't supposed to stick her finger that far up my ass. Stop, ok keep going.
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My friend Paul and I created this term in response to tea bagging: giving a moot massage is the female equivalent (because females don't have the proper equipment to tea bag). It's describes a female player squatting above the face of an opponent she's just killed ingame. Particularly used in Halo 3 on Xbox Live.
Variations include the act of squatting up and down repeatedly, and rubbing the moot along the length of the downed opponent whilst crouched.
Having just killed an opponent ingame: "You're gettin' a moot massage!!" while repeatedly crouching and standing over the head of the opponent's corpse, especially before they've respawned.
Pre-game lobby (social games): "If I kill you, you're getting a moot massage."
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when your phone vibrates from a text giving you a short but sweet massage
"Thanks Jordanna, I just got your text massages. They were informative and pleasureful!"
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An imaginary, relaxing, cleansing act involving one's anus. It is a misnomer for Sodomy, or prison rape.
"Remember when you're in jail, Bubba isn't trying to give you an 'anal massage'."
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The popular practice in the marines where one man massages another man with his unshaven testicles
Colter Craig enjoyed a soldier massage by his fellow Montana recruit in preparation for basic training.
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The act of getting the penis massaged with a females mouth
juice: can i get some money.
bitch: no.
juice: you suck!
bitch: nope, i give more of a oral massage, than sucking
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Masturbation. See also wankerbate, jack-off, spank it, pet the monkey, choke the chiken, and pitch a tent.
Can't chat now, I'm in the middle of a solo massage.
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