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When your so good at eating pussy and can get any girl to orgasm!
I took this girl home and she said she's never orgasmed from oral..I looked at her and said relax baby..I'm a fluid master!
Predominant figure amongst cocksmen. Responsible for instructing, directing and leading those who dedicate their lives to cocksmenship.
Behold! The master cocksman graces us with his presence.
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someone who has masterd the art of fapping and who everyday practises this art.
Harold - who is that guy
grethel - thats james he is a master fapper
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The term was coined in episode 11 of Frisky Dingo. It is the act of wearing a beer can for pants.
Torpedo Vegas: I'm getting furious at you, you don't even have any pants on.
Xander Crews: Neither does he!
Torpedo Vegas: Well he doesn't have a penis! As far as I can tell...
Killface: I - uh -
Xander Crews: Yeah, what is the story on that?
Killface: Oh, like you can talk.
Xander Crews: Hey, my penis fills an entire tall-boy.
Quick cut to Xander, as Awesome X, dancing in front of the X-ticles, naked except for a beercan covering his groin and shouting "Master Cylinder!" through a megaphone. Cut back to Torpedo Jones' lair
Torpedo Jones: Scoffing I'm sure it doesn't fill it.
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Link's final sword that hacks the shit out of anything in it's path (usually).
When Link has completely full health it shoots beams.
Self explanatory.
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Rouge Masters
Rouge Masters is a TCG term for powerful Boss monsters in an non-meta high-tier Rouge deck
A coworker who seemingly spends his entire workday visually immersed on meaningless activities while all of his collegues are extremely busy working on real business. His outward appearance suggests he is diligently involved in some pertainent project when, in fact, if the contents of his screen are inspected, it becomes quickly apparent that he is just putzing away the hours on some usless bullshit. Usually the putz master is a nice person and has been put into a position that intellectually they are unable to perform so the coworker is confused as to whether they should help support his pitiful facade or alternatively end it all in the parking lot.
Coworker: "Hey, what have you been working on all week?"
Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".
Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"