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A girl who likes to have sexual encounters with members of the armed forces, usually from the army. More often than not during/after a night out when they’ve just met them.
A lot of girls in Darlington are squaddie mattresses, they like the boys from Catterick Garrison!
The divot in a mattress caused by sleeping in the same spot repeatedly.
Person A: "Man, I really need to sleep in a different spot once in a while. I had to climb out of my mattress this morning."
Person B: "Sounds like you have a pretty serious mattress nook
1. Noun: Slang for prostitute
Did you have a good time last night?
Yeah I want back to see that mattress tester
The flattened, unappealling shapeless, but sometimes square rear end of a man or woman. Lacking butt cheeks.
Tush, backside, dumper, arse, noassatall, buns, shitbox, fartbox.
While Peggy has definitely got it going on back there, poor Hank is sporting a mattress ass.
A girl that sleeps around, whom "everyone" can sleep with.
Derived from a Norwegian military expression "felles madrass" .
That girl Megan is such a shared mattress, did you hear that she slept with 5 different guys at her last party?
the pile of snow left on top of a car after the owner(s) have cleared the windows off. This pile of snow closely resembles a mattress on top of the car and sits in the same place as a mattress would.
This pile of snow is usually left on the car by incompetent assholes who don't understand that when the snow falls off it could hurt someone.
Did you see that mattress of snow on that mini-van?
Yeah, that shit nearly hit my windshield
The opposite of a pillow princess. Always giving never receiving.
That girl is definitely a mattress bunny.