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A Mayo - Seizure occurs when someone consumes an unhealthy or large amount of mayonnaise, this has a high chance of causing a Mayo - Seizure.
Hey look Jenson, Bradley and Ashton are having Mayo - Seizures!
Tommy ejaculated his Vampire mayo in bris hair.while she was sobbing his meat sword
Empty mayonnaise jar used to store money, usually then buried underground in back yard or some specific location.
A:"Bank of America totally screwed me over, who do you use?"
B:"I only trust Mayo Bank"
Another word for cum.
Oh no! You got bed mayo all over my hair!
The Term Mayo Dick is that similar to the term Ketchup Dick as it relates to firefighters. A mayo dick on the other hand is typically a Burned out EMT, Paramedic or First Responder. A typical mayo dick is an individual who feels Fire Departments are pointless and waste taxpayer dollars to have shiny new trucks and fancy gear. Most mayo dicks feel EMS is the only public service that should be funded by municipalities. A mayo dick will typically be white and jiggly and have done the bare minimum when it comes to exercise. You can often times find a mayo dick sitting with their feet up in a lazy chair getting off to the shows Trauma, Live Fire or night watch.
I had the worst shift today. My MAYO DICK of a partner complained the entire day about Fire.
when ur bitch is sucking your dick in the shower and you cumm on the top of her head and you say "thanks, now make me a sandwich!!"
guy: you see that mayo shampoo? thats how much i want on my sandwich!"
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A person with a small penis.
Stop lying we all know you’re a coda-mayo.