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An euphemism for diarrhea-shitting through your sweat pants while driving a rental car.
Yo, Enterprise is gonna be pissed. You know that Toyota Yaris I rented to drive to the anime and furry convention? Bro, I straight up left a bio-mess in that B. Not sure if I should tell them and risk being charged a shart fee or just clean it up as best I can and hope they don't notice the smell.
Someone who is such a mess in terms of appearance or personality that you feel the need to quantify their level of disgrace.
Can also be used to describe obese, disabled or physically scarred persons.
Rab: Did you see Michael last night?
Al: Yeah he looked like a disgrace.
Rab: Yep yep. One might say he was a Pint of Mess last night.
Mess entropy refers to the tendency of a room to naturally become less tidy as time progresses. May be expressed mathematically as:
dE=dM/t
where E is the mess entropy, M is the actual amount of mess, and t is a given time interval.
Regardless of a room's size, mess entropy will expand to fill it.
A mess child is someone who simply does not have their life in order. They drink excessively and never know when to stop. They are often in trouble with their parents and are often thought to be less favourable than other siblings. Mess children tend to get themselves in dangerous situations without realising the consequences. Mess children are avoided when they are drunk as they tend to cause drama and chaos.
Person 1 : Did you see Mary last night?
Person 2 : She is the definition of a mess child
When someone is completely wasted and are acting in an embarrassing manner and no one likes to be around them. They usually appear unattractive to everyone else except themselves and usually think they are really talented dancers. They are also prone to barfing. A fat mess is NOT a hot mess OR a tranny mess OR a hot tranny mess but they think they are.
"Michael-Ryan was a giant fat mess last night after he drank way too much before 9pm...then he thought he was a really good dancer and got kicked out of the bar cause he really wasnt"
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Defined, "hot messes" refers to when a "person's appearance is in a state of total disarray while still maintaining an undeniable attractiveness" & allure.
Hot messes' are appealing for a variety of reasons, most notably because they're generally unexpected, capricious, & agonizingly provocative. Additionally, numerous contingent factors make duplication rare and continual repetition virtually impossible.
No one set of guidelines can perpetually determine what distinguishes a "hot mess" from an above-average train wreck. Regardless of the circumstances, you know it when you see it; because they are typically conspicuous, and obviously they are always awesome.
**The term "hot mess" can also characterize a unique setting or situation, although in this context the usage parameters become more difficult to quantify.
Justin: "Did you see Molly this morning? We partied all night and she ended up passing out on the lawn."
Eric: "Yea, she came in this morning to find the rest of her clothes. She looked terrible, and awesome."
Justin: "Damn, hot messes' like that don't come around very often."
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A hot, beautiful, but intoxicated woman. Alternatively, a hot woman with stress, social issues, or mental problems.
"Look at that sexy mess. Too bad she can't walk."
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