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The Dunnikov Method

1. (a) A tactic employed during combat against large groups of the undead/infected in the context of a zombie apocalypse, esp. in the face of overwhelming numbers and/or imminent defeat. The method involves encouraging the undead/infected to follow the living/uninfected combatant(s) in a loop around an area of unspecified size, resulting in the undead/infected grouping into single file formation, approximately resembling a conga line. The living/uninfected combatants are thus able to more effectively counter the undead/infected menace.

(b) Often shortened to 'The Dunnikov'.

2. A verb describing the use of the Dunnikov Method.

1. (a) "Captain, we've been overrun."

"It's time to initiate the Dunnikov method."

(b) "I've had enough of these motherfucking zombies on this motherfucking farm! I'm switching to the Dunnikov."

2. "Sir, the situation at the front is getting desperate, some units have even been reduced to Dunnikoving."

by Denny von Schwanzkopfen March 29, 2013


The Camden Method

Named in honor of the upstanding, Jesus-friendly family from the hit TV show 7th Heaven, it is the mark of truly bad acting.

Britney Spears employed the Camden Method in her film acting debut, Crossroads.

by kholiday February 3, 2006


The Palmer Method

A scientific theory in the field of gastroenterology in which one repetitively flatulates in lieu of having a bowel movement. While initially criticized in the field, the theory has gained the support of many juggalo scientists and the homeless population world wide.

Hey man, you ate a lot of Taco Bell before we hit the road, do you need to pull over at the next rest stop? Nah man I’m good, I’m using the Palmer Method.

by Jrmack08 November 17, 2022


heinz method

When you grip your penis with one hand and hit the tip like a bottle of ketchup!

Sambo used the Heinz method to masterbate his penis!!

by Buck nasty Bastad January 29, 2016


rhythm method

A supposedly-effective/reliable means of avoiding pregnancy, this technique practically guarantees that you will "crank 'em out like an assembly line" on an even and regular basis!

Jim Bob Skullduggary and his wife practiced the rhythm method when they first started out to raise a family, and you see where THAT got them!

by QuacksO December 29, 2017


The Bauman Method

When one is to roll weed in a plant leaf due to lack of papers.

Guy 1 "Ayo I'm outta papers
Guy 2 "It's fine we will just use The Bauman Method"
Guy 1 "Isreal or Palastine?"

by CertifiedWordologist April 29, 2021


Caenepeel Method

A method applied to Chemical Engineering problems to force a person to think outside the box. There are several parts to do the method: system, concept, input and outputs, model, and assumptions.

Danny: Why I am doing this method?
Rawad: Not sure, my hand hurts from doing the Caenepeel method for so long.
Chris: Dont mock the Caenepeel Method, it's a great method for solving equations.
Andrew: Ahh waaa!

by Danny March 3, 2005

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