a funny voice inside microsoft's Awesome XP.
If you type in ''soi'', its a roflcopter.
If you type in ''crotch'', you get Crowsnest.
its funny
Jim: Hey Tom, Bob, and Bill! Look at this!
Microsoft Sam: soi crotch soi crotch
Tom: ROFL
Bob: LMAO
Bill: ROFLMAOWEABSWWXFOTVBIIGTWXFANBISTSOOY!!!
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Microsoft's new Chrome downloading tool. It downloads Chrome 2X as fast as Internet Explorer, Its preceeder
As soon as I installed Windows, I used The Microsoft Edge Chrome downloading tool to install Google Chrome
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A paint tool program you use when you need pictures to go along with your Roblox fanfiction
"Why are you looking up the definition of Microsoft Paint on Urban Dictionary."
Microsoft minute
dats-uh-lawng-tahym
noun
1. any amount of time that is significantly longer than a minute.
2. a period of time that is longer than projected or promised.
3. any amount of time spent while staring at spinning circles, especially when something is expected to happen afterwards.
I waited in line at the DMV for what felt like a Microsoft minute.
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1) Word processing program by the Microsoft Corporation
2) Oxymoron
1) Microsoft Works sucks, I'm going to get a bootlegged copy of Office.
2) Microsoft works? No it doesn't.
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Constant jizzle for a period longer than 24 hours
Mr. Schachter: "You ok bud?"
T-Dog: "Yeah man im just Microsoft Autoupdating right now that's why I have a fire-hose attached to my cock."