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when a girl eats too many brownies and then she jumps up and down 4 times and feels them in her belly
I like to eat brownies with milkshakes
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Derived from the movie "There Will Be Blood." A weak, simple-minded and inferior person. A person who is easily beaten, outclassed and/or a general failure.
1. My lazy wife won't get a job... she's a fucking milkshake!!
2. I went to the local NRA meeting last week; I've never seen so many redneck milkshakes.
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Milkshake is another word for calling someone gay in front of family members
So I was talking to this guy and it turns out he’s a milkshake is that true ?
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Riordan: is she still your milkshake?
Daniel: no she doesn’t agree with my stomach
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A milkshake is a black person who pretends as if they is white. It's as if they are almost entirely made up of vanilla ice cream, but have just a littleeeeee bit of chocolate syrup that makes them a different color.
Brandon: "I love going to New Kids on the Blocks Concerts!" (as he's dancing and singing)
Me: "Wow, Brandon. You are such a milkshake! You act whiter than me and I'm 100% c-a-u-c-a-s-i-a-n."
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A fetish sex act where one partner rapidly swirls his penis inside his partner's anus until finally ejaculating, at which point a cup is place beneath the anus and the cum (mixed with butt junk) that is inside is allowed to drip out of it and into the cup.* A straw is then placed in the cup and one or both partners drink from it. It is often used as a humiliation tactic with the man forcing the woman to drink the milkshake or simply throwing it in her face when she turns around to look at it.
*Note: There are varying "flavors" of milkshakes depending on how much ass-gunk is loosened up inside the butt. These range from "Vanilla" (no poop particles, white coloring), to "Milk Chocolate" (light brown coloring), to "Dark Chocolate" (nearly black in color), and finally "Strawberry" (Done when a girl is on her period and doesn't want to take her tampon out to have vaginal sex and instead offers butt sex. To make one you must first make a Vanilla Milkshake and then rip out her tampon and stir it in. Best done as a surprise to the girl).
My girlfriend finally allowed me to put it in her butt so as a token of my appreciation I decided to give her a Dark Chocolate Milkshake.
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Milkshakenor Milkshaking is when one squeezes from the base in a downwards fashion whilst shaking his, or her penis.
To Milkshake.
A more effective way of getting rid of excess urine, or piss drips.
Easy to master and suprisingly addictive.
*whilst pissing at the urinals, bushes, road etc.. with your mates/friends/randoms*
"hey kyle, you shake or milk"
"Get with the times Scott, I milkshake"
*looks*
WOW.
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