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Jack Mission

Masturbating for hours on end while high and/or getting on meth, generally only cumming once at the end.

Hiding from the world, not answering phone calls, watching endless porn sometimes on fast forward, very brief feelings of filth and disgust immediately upon completion.

These are all tell-tale characteristics of a Jack Mission. Pornographic material of some kind is almost always present.

Sometimes abbreviated phonetically as... Jack Mish

"Sorry for lagging, got some new porno movies... been on a Jack Mission."

by GurpNode April 20, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


whitey mission

Going out drinking or smoking in excess and you know you will whitey

"have u got the drinks in for tonite"
"yep we are gonna have a total whitey mission"

by mznxbcv October 22, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


mission hill

A badass show they used to put on Adult Swim until those FUCKIN' BASTARDS replaced it with Pee Wee Fuckin' Herman, who wuz replaced with a whole lot of other shit I don't wanna talk about. So there. Adult Swim got rid of the one thing that gave me something to do @ 12:30am Alaska time! Just cuz they're obviously racist against Mexicans!

Person1: Oh my god! They cancelled Mission Hill!
Person2: *is crying* You fuckin' bastards!

by I forgot it January 14, 2007

43๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


night mission

anyone who has ever taken any mind altering/intoxicating substances will have no doubt attempted a night mission.
it takes place at night (strangely) usually on the way back from the pub. it covers a broad range of activitys but the one commen attribute all night missions share is they are anti-social. you may well get an ASBO for a good night mission.
remember - the more cheeky the better and use maximum stealth at all times

a night mission:
1 - jumping into peoples gardens, removing all garden furniture and setting it up in the miiddle of the street.
2 - stealing the freshly delivered milk
3 - deploying a full english breakfast
4 - graffiti of any description
5 - smashing something up
6 - bush jumping
7 - gaining acess to a restricted area. i.e the roof of your school.

by evil bob September 1, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


front mission

A turn-based Mecha RPG series by Squaresoft (now Square-Enix) that potrays a futuristic world where Wanzers (pronounced Vanzers, giant humanoid machines) are used in combat. Originating on the SNES, the series is hugely popular in Japan, with only four entries in US.

Front Mission 3 came out in 1990 for the PSX

by LuneKnight August 24, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Solo Mission

A solitary journey to the heart of intoxication. Often the last (but sometimes the first) refuge of the lonely.

After she left me, I went on a spectacular solo mission.

by Blah #5 August 22, 2005

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


mission creep

The tendency for some project or operation to exceed its original boundaries and purpose, usually putting its participants into difficult or unforeseen circumstances. These may cause the original purpose to change, or to become unachievable.

The U.S. at first just tried to get the Viet Cong out of Vietnam, but after years of mission creep, they found themselves fighting the NVA, Cambodians, and others.

by Lt. Commander Data March 22, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž