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The melting pot of Missouri. Residents are of all ethicisties. They are very good at drinking beer, smoking pot, and sports. Also, they shoot a lot of big deer. Will run into the occasional meth head, don’t be alarmed
Princeton, Missouri is the shit.
The yeast infection that started with your sister and spread to all your brothers
"Billy Ray ain't comin huntin cause he caught that missouri dough"
It's like a lost town with a bunch of meth heads mowing their yards at 3 a.m. With spotlights.
Don't go to Gideon Missouri unless you plan to meff around.
If you desire a third world shit-hole experience, And have a little time on your hands, Then why not stop in to the shittiest place south of the iowa border. Eagleville is overran by inbred wannabe rednecks. In order to fit in in this town you gotta have one of them higher up last names that starts with a c or a g or a p. You will never again come across anybody more judgemental or up in everybody else's business and having the cops on speed dial like you will with the snitches of Eagleville. The previous sheriff of the county recently painted his wall red after he got caught stealing drugs and abusing power. The court system of the county is rigged and unjust. With all the crooked stuff going on in harrison county. One knows he is safe if he just avoids that shitty place called Methany..(bethany)
Tom paid someone to steal his truck for the insurance money to pay off the bank loan at the Eagleville Missouri bank.
Small town. Home of the greatest blunt roller ever. The shittiest shit hole of a government. Cops don’t like people who are not white. Basically a town living under hitlers regime.
Cameron Missouri is a poophole
When you're having intercourse and you lean into your partners ear and screech like a TIE fighter engine.
Guy#1: I did The Missouri Moan on this hooker from Utah
Guy#2: Shi sounds hot as hell
Guy#1: She fucking died of a heart attack
We have a lot tourists we’re the floating capital of the U.S. and our school pretty cool
Chris:are you from steelville Missouri
Parker:yeah why?
Chris:your lady cardinals kicked our ass in basketball last week