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The person that always wears Micheal Jordan's but can't play basketball.
Jason *wears jordans* "Hey you suck I can beat you anytime you need some ankle braces"
Basketball player- "you wanna one vs one talking all that shit"
Jason "bet"
Jason gets broken. "Nah you see i'm wearing my Jordans"
Basketball player sighs "mj fams these days think they can ball out"
Coach MJ is a Muay Thai/Kickboxing coach who tries to go above and beyond and do right by his clients. He is known to quickly dismiss clients that no-call, no-show a private session.
Damn! So Coach MJ isn’t going to book privates with you anymore?
Nah. I left him hanging, waiting for me at the gym and didn’t call him…
Wow, you’re a dirty little shit-mouthed bitch.
A person who has a hard time thinking about other things besides cannabis.
Since the first toke, Terry has been a MJ Brain.
mj is my bestie boo and i love him sooooooo sooooooo soooo much even though he gets on my nerves and is my biggest hater i wouldn’t replace him for nobody. He loves to dr me but he always listens to all of my bs stories knowing i talk way too much and never complains. Mj is my number 1 favorite person to talk too and i feel like i can talk to him about any and everything. too my bestie boo you will forever not be able too beat me and i’m still older then you so stop calling me a youngin. anyway i love you bestie
who’s better then mani&mj ?
busting your nut on a black person turning them white
I pulled a black bird last night and gave her the MJ, she was white by the time I’d finished
When your girl does a handstand against a wall and spreads her leg, you then stand in front and go ham with as many fingers as desired ( in the motion of bouncing a basketball )
Oh yea me and Sheryl did The MJ last night and she came everywhere!