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A truly inspiring human being. Mohammed Quadir is who you can rely on when the going gets tough, or things aren't quite an EpicPooPlay.
Scream his name, and everything will be better.
Also can be used as a term of excitement.
Has mythic powers. Rather than turning water into wine, he can turn it into an EpicPooPlay.
Person 1 - Ha bro did you see that kill I got on EpicPooPlay#2326?
Person 2 - Yeah mate it was pretty Mohammed Quadir.
In Arabic the name is said to mean the "praiseworthy" and it comes from the root word "thankful". Mohammed is a person who is very determined to do some good in this world and is happy with life. also very good-looking, he is charismatic and enthusiastic always their to make you laugh. Mohammed is said to have his way with girls and all the girls are usually after him.
girl1: Wow that guy has got some guts
girl2: He must be a Mohammed(name)
girl1: Why is that guys always smiling and happy it annoys me!
girl2: Because he is a Mohammed(name)
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Where one shit's oneself and places the soiled undergarments on an innocent bystanders head resembling a turban
Ohh man i shat myself but its ok cos i totally gave a guy a sneaky mohammed with my shitty underwear
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He remains patient and is well mannered respecting his elders with his soft and gentle tone.
Very shy yet humble and has a great personality. What a cute smile. You should get to know a Qais.
*Talk and (sort of) flirt with him and he'd want to marry you* Longterm love
Arab, Muslim, Rich.
Unmarried woman's thoughts: "I genuinely think that out of all the men, Qais is the right man for me. He loves me. He doesn't 'try' to flirt with anyone else except me. He is loyal. He has a great personality. I don't care what the others think about us, I love Qais Mohammed."
Prays to God for her marriage with him and finally sleeps
The fictional name of the standard jihadist piece of shit that likes to blow either himself or others up.
Guy 1: What's the name of that new terrorist that keeps planning attacks.
Guy 2: I know know, they are all the same. Mohammed something. Mohammed Kaboom.
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The ideal bestfriend who is loyal, trustworthy, cute, charmimg, adorable, sweet, kind-hearted.
he is the ideal boy friend and best friend. He amazes everyone with his smile and laugh. He is a genius and is smart.
Mo: Gee, look at that guy.
Yo: Yes he is an absolute mohammed yousuf
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This mf is the hottest, strongest , smartest and pulls whoever he wants. He can beat the shit out of you and get away w it.
He also has mad rizz so hide your girls from him if you run into him bc some people even call him "Mr Steal Yo Girls".
Breez: oh hey babe!
Saif: ugh hey babe🙄
"Mohammed Ahmed walks in"
Mohammed Ahmed: Hola papi Saif😘
Saif: OMG ZADDY MOHAMMED AHMED TAKE ME ALREADY!!
Breez: damn it Mohammed Ahmed is back at it again ugh.