A person with particular traits of bitchiness idiocy and extreme lack of ability to think logically or rationally at any time. See "grundle".
ON THE PHONE
"Yo where are you?"
"At the pub, you coming out?"
"Naa, I'll speak to you tomorrow."
"When did you get so moisted?"
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to go to the back room of your house and begin to sing while a giraffe, a gazelle, hippo, and/or a laser pointer for some advanced people and then shave you head with a pair of giant toe rings
i cant believe that guy went to my house just so he could go to my room and moist away....
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Extremely pleased or pleasing. Derived from "most terrific" + slurred speech = Moisturific" truncated yeilds Moist. More naughtily derived from a woman's sexual arousal.
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Moist Regards is a more personal way of saying "Warm Regards" with sexual under tones.
The term is typically exchanged only between close friends.
While there is an obvious sexual nature in typing "Moist Regards", this does not mean you have an attraction to the recipient of your message, sexual or otherwise . It is used as an endearing phrase with someone you are very comfortable with. Moist Regards is similar to other non-literal terms such as "slay", "I'm dead", or "I'm weak".
Could be taken out of context as inappropriate in a professional setting.
At the end of an email to a close friend or co-worker that won't report you to HR.
"... If you have any questions please reach out.
Moist Regards,
-Your Name"
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Moist Lasagna is when you make a donation to a twitch stream and it includes the phrase moist lasagna. The phrase is said by the donation reader and mentally scars the streamer.
โYou moist lasagnad in my earโ- Twitch streamer Sybil Kappert after receiving a moist lasagna while wearing headphones
Adj, awsome, or pleasurable. Origin: Hebrew
Dude, that concert was so moist!
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When two men conduct the act of docking while having their penis's inserted inside of the same papaya (Origin: Dominican Republic).
"Me and my boy Pablo found some papayas on sale and decided to do some moist docking on a budget! These streets are hard out here, Son!"