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Lard sausage between two slices of head cheese.
Just Mongolian food. What were you expecting?
"Hey man my grandmother made me a few Mongolian Oreos do you want one?"
"Only if you have fermented mare's milk to wash it down."
When you light a girls pubes on fire during sex and you must ejaculate to extinguish the flames.
Whilst in China, I became a Mongolian Fireman
The act where a man defecates in a woman's mouth and then sticks his penis in her mouth while full of fecal matter. He then ejaculates leaving a hollowed out cave in her mouth.
Yo bro! I totally banged that Lucy chick who was into scat fetishes. She even let me give her a mongolian mudcave
To cut off the circulation to the head of your erect penis until it turns purple, then grab your balls and start rotating them around your penis clockwise until there is immense pain. Then you masturbate so when you cum it causes your balls to burst.
Yeah my friend Timmy lost his balls to a Mongolian Corkscrew.
To cut of circulation to the head of your penis until it turns purple, then grab your balls and twist and spin them around your penis clockwise until there is immense pain. Then masturbate as fast as possible so when you cum your balls burst.
My friend Timmy sadly lost his balls to a Mongolian Corkscrew
Inserting two Mentos into a girl into a girls butt hole and then adding soda.
I’m gonna give you a Mongolian volcano.
When a woman squirts all over your face.
My wife gave me the ol' Mongolian Baptism last night.