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Guys that looks for blonde hair blue eyes BMX chick too get down with
Did anybody see Avril Lavigne trying to seek attractive Mongoose-hunters in their music videos.
When you bone at least two different girls in the same day at different times. Have to both be at least an 8 for it to be a true mongoose pulling.
Rob: Did you hear about Greg pulling a mongoose?
Tim: Dude, everyone has fucked two girls in one day,
well I have at least if my mom and sister count
Rob: Uhhh, you definitely have never pulled the mongoose...
Someone that has more hair on their body than normal.
She didn't shave her legs all winter so she was hairy as a mongoose!
When an Amy or any other cunty lass dont shave their box for months. Once they reach the pinnacle they are rewardef with dog clippers and a drink. As they shave the hair off in rows the thick clumps resemble a mongoose being tossed. Same time when they get clipper bite their leg hits medicine cabinet it makes a rattling sound that could be confussed for RIKI TIKI TAVI.
Dude when Amy goes mongoose tossing its a blessing. Her twat follicles are like little metal springs.
violently masturbating. Like how a mongoose breaks a cobras neck by shaking it.
I was slapping the mongoose last night and my dick hurt so much afterwards.
A language that has only one word, that word is Mongoose.
Mongoose.
A absloute f***ing retard
The meaning of life
Aww that kids so stupid
I know right what a mongoose