When you bone at least two different girls in the same day at different times. Have to both be at least an 8 for it to be a true mongoose pulling.
Rob: Did you hear about Greg pulling a mongoose?
Tim: Dude, everyone has fucked two girls in one day,
well I have at least if my mom and sister count
Rob: Uhhh, you definitely have never pulled the mongoose...
Someone that moans heavily in the bedroom
Mum doesn’t snore but when she is by herself in the room she is a mongoose moaner and drops the glass thing
Someone that has more hair on their body than normal.
She didn't shave her legs all winter so she was hairy as a mongoose!
The act of frequently shitting copious amounts of feces.
After eating an entire canister of raisins Joseph proceeded to shit like a mongoose the next day.
When time is running away from you.
Chasing a mongoose is a difficult task that leads to failer
I wanted to get to bed early last night, but I was chasing the mongoose
violently masturbating. Like how a mongoose breaks a cobras neck by shaking it.
I was slapping the mongoose last night and my dick hurt so much afterwards.
A legendary Rec Room player who went down in History as the best clone trooper.
Bro I’m the best!
No dude, you forgot about Mongoose…