moob

fat on a mans pectoralis major resembling a female breast.

ewww... that guys so fat hes got moobs!!!!

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Moobs

n: Abreviation for "man boobs".

Man boobs are pockets of fat that have collected around the pectoral muscles. Most men with moobs are in diar need of bras and need to hit the gym.

***WARNING: For your own personal safety, don't criticize men with moobs. They will either cry or insist that "you like it".

SITUATION #1 (live on American Idol):

Ryan Seacrest: Simon Cowell is the only man in America who needs to wear a bra! LOLOLOL moobs!

Simon Cowell: ...You son of a bitch... *sniff*

SITUATION #2:

Michael: Wanna feel my pecks, babe?

Macy: Ew! Those are moobs! You said you've been working out!

Michael: .... Aww shut up, you know you like it...

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mouth and moobs

When a big fat, usually gay man, with big moobs and a big mouth.

fat gay man: THIS MARK HURT YOU BADLY RN.
normal man: you are just all mouth and moobs

moob scoop

To Push up a male's man boobs (moobs) and say MOOB SCOOP

I hit his moobs up and said MOOB SCOOP

Adams moobs

adams big floppy moobs that hit his face

adams moobs hit his face

moobs for boobs

Used most often on websites like Chat Roulette ... is used as often or less often than mits for tits. Usually a horny individual will say this as a way to entice a woman into showing him her breasts, in exchange for seeing his voluptuous man titties.

Guy: Hi.
Girl: Hi.
Guy: Asl?
Girl: 18.f.fl
Guy: cool.
*4 minute pause*
Guy: moobs for boobs?
*Your partner has disconnected*

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moobs sweat

When a man chest gets hot around the breast and nipples and sweat secretes

Look at that fat knacker, he has moobs sweat. I wonder what it tastes like

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