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A bunch of people that conspired to take away every liberty of the people so that they can be that much more pure and controlled. This group then gave these people a belief in supreme being that supposidly watches over then 24-7, knows everything they do, and knows where to send them if they screw up.
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adjective describing persons of the mormon religion.
mormons are usually super good at everything and way too polite for their own good. sometimes they have no personality. therefore, mormon is also an adjective meaning boring.
person 1: did you see the new harry potter movie?
person 2: yeah.
person 1: what did you think about ginny?
person 2: she was so Mormon!
person 1: yeah, i know. it was like she had no personality or something.
person 2: yeah, she was pretty boring.
person 1: but super good.
person 2: yeah, in a Mormon way.
person 1: definitely. what a Mormon.
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Hey didn't Jesus say don't add or take away from His scripture? Oh snap! Mormonism!
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A Christian Church founded in upstate New York during the second Great Awakening by a man named Joseph Smith, who claimed to see God and Jesus Christ in the woods near his home. He then claimed to have translated an ancient record, similar to the bible. His Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints proceeded to grow rapidly over the next century, to a size of about 12 million members, approximately half of them active. About half of them live in Utah, where the Mormons migrated in the second half of the 19th century to escape persecution.
Mormons are instructed by their church leaders, called prophets and apostles, to share their religion with others whenever the opportunity arises. Some choose to do this by posting pages of information on mormonism on Urban Dictionary, as anyone viewing this page can clearly see. There are several huge doctrinal problems with this church, two of which have been remedied: racism against Africans, and polygamy. However, many problems still exist, including several accusations of forgery against Joseph Smith, disagreements between information in Joseph's Book of Mormon and archaeological evidence, sexism, and strange/ridiculous rites and ceremonies.
I met a Mormon and her seven children at the grocery store yesterday. She seemed very nice, but something about her was a little weird. She talked to me about Jesus and gave me a strange book.
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A made up term promoted by people who dislike the "mormon church." In actuallity there is no "mormon church," "mormon" was the nickname given to followers of The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints by their persecuters in the 1800's. Much of the mormon history is shrouded in lies and cover-ups such as when, America, "Land of the free," passed a law stating that it was legal to kill members of this church on sight.
Many ignorant people have devoted their lives to spreading lies about "Mormonism" which any educated ten year old could counter with basic knowledge of this church. I for one am not actually mormon, but do know their teachings and can testify that "anti-mormonism" is slightly retarded in a derogitory sense and extremely petty. Do not believe anything bad you hear about mormons unless it is out of the mouth of somebody currently in the church and YOU think it is bad.
The way I see it, if there IS a right religion, it's either mormonism or the jews because they're the only two that Satan seems to be working against.
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Ye olde English Waye of saying ye Moron.
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Nice dudes, that try to brainwash you. Next thing you know you're a nice dude that's trying to brainwash someone!
Mormon Dude 1:
Hello Sir. We're Morons, UGH sorry, we're Mormons.
Mormon Dude 2:
We want to tell you all about the book of Mormon.
You:
Okay, come in...
****A FEW YEARS LATER****
You:
Hello Sir!
Mormon Dude 3:
We're here to tell you all about the book of Mormon!
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A strict ass religion. You dont even get coffee or caffinated soda. Husband and wives have to many kids. Most think they are better than you. They trie to put there religion on you by fruits on bikes being wannabe Jehova Wittnesses.
Mr & Mrs Mormons brainwashing there kids. Into a magical world of Candy & disneyland.
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