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They're not doing a very good job because here I remain... Unmotivated...
Motivational speaker "Hey! I was like you once. But then I got better. Better than you. I didn't love myself until I was better than you. So, now, I've deluded myself into believing that it's my DUTY to pass that on to you (for a low low price of 29.99). Don't you think the old me was a disgusting piece of shit? Aren't YOU a disgusting piece of shit? Don't you want to be better? All you have to do is be like me. Be like me and you'll be better than you.... We'll both be better than you, together! BUT FIRST! Give me 29 dollars... *Places hand on shoulder* and 99 cents...."
Iam "..... Wow... there is some self loathing stuff going on there... Um..."
Hym "Don't listen to him. You ran until you shit yourself.............. Just go to the bathroom!"
Motivational Speaker ".................."
Hym "It isn't hard."
Motivational speaker "....."
Hym "It's actually EASIER than running a marathon...... Running a marathon is harder than taking a shit and taking a shit and you couldn't even do that right..... And you said DOOTY Hahahahahahahaa..."
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We had motivational speakers over the house last night, got the boys all hyped up.
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Leave it to the shameless capitalist to project a profit motive onto a guy who didn't even know that what he was doing was literally worth billions of dollars...
Hym "Yeah... It's profit motive... That's what this.... I planned on generating billions of dollars because I'm so much the genius that I can type worse into a random website and do that with little to no effort... That's my master plan... I mean... I said that I could to it because I'm better than everyone but still..."
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A Weirdass comeback made by NATALIA not NENE
Hater: girl you dumb as hell
Nigga: sit down Haters be my motivators
Something ugly fat girls on youtube say to make themselves feel better.
Girl: My haters are my motivators <3333
Guy: fatass.
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A Sexually Motivated Carjacking is a crime of carjacking except motivated by sexual reasons. The man/woman must have a fetish towards cars and cannot do it due to a human inside the car. A SMC incident must only be motivated by sexuality towards the car.
"hey Jerry my car was stolen"
"It could have been a Sexually Motivated Carjacking"
"What?"
1. A "Texto-motive" is what a "Chain texter" drives to and from here and there. They THINK it is just another mobile device to be used to get a signal for texting. It is really a car, a truck, an SUV, a Semi, a Humvee, whatever... But they are so much of a text addict that they think of it as only another place to text.
2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.
1. Man! If you paid as much attention to your driving as you do to your darn phone, your points wouldnt cost you so much per car insurance payment, b/c you wouldnt have so many accidents - you "Text addict'!
2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!
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