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the act of acting in a douchbaggedly manner at the expense of a base of friends.
A certain friend moved to a northern town away from his friends displaying quintessential tysonilic mowering.
losing a mowing in plants vs zombies is basically ego death because of how easy the game is, so losing a mower is ego death of the highest extreme.
" I'd rather die than lose a mower"
"Death or mower loss"
When you insert a Toblerone up the anal cavity and rip it out furiously similar to that of a pull cord on a lawn mower. For added effect make them eat grass whilst this is happening.
I have her the Swiss lawn mower
When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower
NOTE:be quick it might melt
I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P
When your partner pulls your anal beads out really fast
Jared pulled Thomas's anal beads out so fast it sound like he was trying to start the mower
mud mowers are from Maine. They are mud mowers in Maine ONLY. So you out of staters can shove it up your pussies. You bang through the gears like you bang your women, so hard and long.
I ride my mud mower like I ride my women, rough. They love to get down and dirty with me
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: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn
Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower