mow the lawn

when a man or woman hasn't shaved their pubes in a long time, and they grow a bush, and they shave the bush off.

"Damn girl, you're smooth!" "Yeah I know! I hadn't shaved in a while so I decided to mow the lawn."

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mow job

1. The grooming of bodily hair using an electric shaver or shears.

2. Providing the service of mowing lawns. Most commonly performed by teenagers as a summertime occupation.

1. Man, my chest hair is out of control. Ever since I went through puberty, I've had to give myself a mow job every week.

2. Teenager 1: You gonna work any ths summer
Teenager 2: Yeah, I thought I'd make some money giving mow jobs to people around the neighborhood.

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MOW

Acronym, noun. Morbidly obese woman. pr: mao.

Did you hear about the tragedy at Billy's 4th of July BBQ? He let a MOW out on the deck and the dang thing collapsed.

Dear god, look at the cankles on that MOW!

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mowe

"lets moe" lets eat
"this is moe" this is good food

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Mowing the lawn

kinda like shaving ur pubes

I'm going to mowing the lawn.

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mow-dicker

`mo* `dick* er n. an axe, machete, or chainsaw. basically, any large hand-wielded cutting tool.
also spelled mowdicker, modicker, mo-dicker

father to son: "We gotta clear these trees. Go get the mow-dicker, boy!"

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mow the lawn

Hitting on your friend's girlfriend, or having sexual relations with with a friend's girlfriend

Hey bro' sorry I hit on your girlfriend. I didn't mean to "mow the lawn", or "mow your lawn". Ican't belive my buddy "mowed my lawn" last Saturday night!

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