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Fixing a strap-on dildo to your forehead, inserting it into a vagina and proceeding to tongue said females butt.
"I couldn't get it up, so I just put a strap-on on my head and gave her the muddy unicorn."
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A Muddy Custard is when you reach climax, and ejaculate into the asshole. You have now created a muddy custard
Damnn... I gave her a hell muddy custard.
Going to a hotel for the purpose of scat play in nice sheet. Ideally a Doubletree.
Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.
While performing the art of anal sex, right before you bust, stick it in her vag and bust that nut, son! - JOP3 and TME
Bro! So last night, I was goin to fuckin pound town on this bish, and I slipped her a muddy minnow in her box.
An act of revenge: When seeing a person who has pissed you off or you otherwise don't like in a restaurant, you first must pose as a staff member of the establishment. Then take their napkin holder off of the table pretending to refill it. Then take the first napkin and wipe your ass with it. bring the holder back to the table and wait for your victim to hopefully wipe their mouth with it unsuspectingly.
As to muddy napkin your boss while on a date.
A Guy/Dude/Man that comes from the struggle or from the slums and hustles and grinds to get financially stable or upgrading their lifestyle
I come straight from the mud, i’m a muddy boy
The muddy hallway is a term used to describe the sensation felt when engaging an extremely slutty girl in anal sex.
Multiple poundings from behind have left her back door gaping open. The tightness one would hope to feel is no longer available, resulting in a sensation similar to trying to engage a hallway in sexual intercourse.
Dude, I totally experienced a muddy hallway when I nailed Kim in her backdoor; she has one loose caboose. Something tells me I wasn't the first (or 50th) guy to do that.
Thank god I wore a rain coat condom.