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MLM: multi-level muffin top

Happens usually at the beach and renaissance fairs where heavier set women wear tight tops and have spill over on the top and stomach areas. So not only a gut in front, but a fair share of maybe back fat is peaking through the top.

Frank - That chick should not be wearing that corset top. She is over 300 pounds.

Cavy - I know, she is definitely suffering from MLM: multi-level muffin top.

by manic cavy July 24, 2010

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Top Muffin

Similar to creme de la creme, but in modern terms. The top of the muffin is always the tastiest and moistest, therefore the best!

1: Whoa! He is amazing!
2: Yer man he's the Top Muffin of the rugby team"

by MR TAZ MAINIA January 11, 2010

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Split Top Muffin Drop

As you lay defenseless on the ground after a wild round of sexcapades yo girl stands above your lifeless body with her dripping wet pussy lips and proceeds to drop her meat wallet on your face with no remorse.

I got a broken nose when that fat bitch split top muffin dropped me.

by biff mcbifferton January 25, 2009


Muffin top Monday

When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight

Damn she bent over and it was muffin top monday

by Warcat March 17, 2020


Muffin Top

Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.

Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top

by Jewboy68 March 12, 2014


Muffin top

A chick with a name like Jasper usually has a muffin top.

Jasper's friend-Don't point out to Jasper she has a muffin top, she's the wrong one.
Asshole-Or what?

by Solid Mantis June 22, 2018


Muffin Top

When a girl scrunches her stomach fat together (muffin top) like a taco and jacks you off with it.

โ€œDamn, I got great muffin top last night by this BBW, dude it was so hotโ€

by Stankman February 24, 2020