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A Dutch prostitute working in the Red Light District and charges the least of all
And finally I ended up doing Danny's Mum
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A Giant creature that swallows everything in its wake, can block the sun with Its booty and can be found lurking outside a certain chicken fast food restaurant . It Lives off 8 maybe 9 family buckets and 3 young virgin boys a day. Quite possibly the most dangerous reason to leave your house. EVAR.
OH NO!! SHIT RUN ITS A Gill's mum!!!!!
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A "GT" (golden triangle) mum is a mother who lives in the western suburbs of Perth, Western Australia. These mums are often dressed in active wear for their daily chai latte on napolean street, or to drop their kids of in their land rover at scotch. They also could be consider "milfs" due to their self endulgent lifestyle, silicon breasts as well as frequent use of zanex. They live in the golden triangle of Perth, usually belong to golf/tennis/yacht clubs, where their wealthy sugar daddies fund their camilla dresses, cleaners, tennis lessons and their intense social lives.
(Coffee date at gill st cafe)
Gt mum 1: oh darling, your new Lululemon leggings are divine
gt mum 2: Thankyou darling, just from the shop in Claremont quarter. Should I order you a chai latte with soy?
Waiter: ah look at those gt mums
Trophy wives of pilot husbands that spend their days high off prescription drugs and prosecco. They enjoy not wearing masks and getting offended when locals ask them to put one on, speeding in their golfcarts to take a 'late night dip at sienna' and complaining on the facebook group 'db mums' about how people complain about their near feral children
Db mums like to preach about social distancing while not wearing masks and hosting 10 people dinner parties.
Ye Mum is an excellent way to wind up your mates. it is the perfect response to any conceivable gesture.
Person being wound up: "this music absolutely rocks"
the winder upper: "do you know what else rocks? YE MUM!!"
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A request for the announcer of an unverified fact or story to "swear on their mum's life".
You've got a trial with Watford? Say mum's!
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