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When you dip your dick in ink, and then proceed to smack it on a girls face while she's sleeping. She'll see the imprint in the morning, and be surprised by the mushroom stamp.
Yo dude, my girl woke up this morning with a mushroom surprise.
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"Who's Eric talking to?"
"That's his new boyfriend."
"His boyfriend!?"
"Yeah - didn't you know he's a mushroom smuggler?"
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When a woman hops from one dong to the next.
Leann was unhappy with Jerry, so Cassidy told her she should mushroom jump to Brandon.
When you have a boner and you tuck it up against your body and the head of your penis sticks out above your jeans
Oh gross!!! I cant see your mushroom beltbuckle!!!
(See Cocksmack) The welt left by the head of a circumsized cock after a bitch gets out of line when giving you head and needs to get smacked upside her head.
Oh man, it's turns out that bitch was a biter and I had to leave her with a vicious mushroom welt!
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to be endowed with a huge bellend but no shaft
oh my god jeff! youre mushroom rigged!
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To slap someone across the face with one's penis.
Those dudes are always mushroom slapping each other.
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