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Someone who forgets to out on deodorant and ends up in a public setting where they have to use soap, air freshener, or other household objects to cover up their filthy odor.
Guy 1: “I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. I’m gonna go in the bathroom to put soap and Febreeze on my pits”
Guy 2: “Holy shit that guy’s a musty candle”
cheeks sharts asshole Musty Mist
When your eating cheeks and she sharts in your mouth.
Damn her asshole tasted so good till she gave me a Musty Mist
After a hot day working in Larry's yard on the drive home you fart on your dick, the wife or neighbor lady goes down on you and says wow that smells Musty.
I wish my dick wasn't so big, well oh well I am going to have to give my lady the Musty Torres after driving the heavy.
A derogatory term for Rocket League players. The epitomy of no skill, and cannot touch grass whatsoever. Their skill can never translate to other games, and they think they're good in FPS Games. All Musty Lickers have no say, no rights, and nothing of real value. They are the niggers of Rocket League.
All you do is play Rocket League, you Musty Licker
A musty potato is when one sexual partner defecates into the others anus and then proceeds to fuck their anus.
"My gf wants me to musty potato her "
After a man has freshly shaved his genital area, a woman (usually of older age) goes down on him with a lit cigarette in her mouth.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Not much. Your aunt Rosie gave me a musty aftershave at the motel downtown."
The musty chub is quite a strange specimen, in that it emits a rather offensive odor in order to protect itself or to frighten off predators. The musty chub is quite an amiable creature and will attempt to smother you in "chub hugs".
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
Generic person A: I say, what in the blazes is that terrible smell?
Generic person B: It's the musty chub.
Generic person A: nvm.
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!