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A benign method of informing others that you have spent entirely too much time sitting on your ass.
I would get up and administer CPR to Mr. Johnson Judy, but my ass hurts.
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Covering your bros ass while he clears a room of any sort of enemy. Primarily used in conjunction with Resident Evil 5's many Majini zombies. Can be used with any sort of 2-player co-op shooter game. Phrase coined during one of many bro days.
Italian Stallion: Bro, im going to get the last time bonus. Wipe my Ass!
Korean Bronco: You got it bro. Ass wiping in 5,4,3,2,1... go
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To shit a quantity of shit that is equal to the size of your ass.
"I feel like I have to shit my ass."
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Someone whose sole existence is to piss you off and bother you.
John, you are being a really big pain in my ass today.
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What you say when you disagree strongly about something Bob has just said.
"the ataris sucks!"
"My ass, Bob!"
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1) the act of putting ones orifice (specifically the mouth) up against the crack of the person you love. This is usually referred to german bondage porn.
2) An alternate explanation is usually a sarcastic put down to anyone hoping for something.
1) Q:will you kiss my ass?
A: WHY SURE HERR OBEINHOUSER i shall kiss the shit off your crack.
2) What the fuck were you hoping for? KISS MY ASS.
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a phrase used to literaly mean lick my anus/asshole, usually said during sex to ones sex partner.
come on eat my ass, ya, thats good, eat my asshole!
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