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doing the brushing teeth and curling hair motions with your index finger signifies the person you’re pointing to while you “brush your teeth” is coo-coo.
“i brush my teeth” = “that person”
“and curl my hair” = “is cray cray”
“omg that girl is crazy”
“dont say that out loud!!”
“ok, i brush my teeth and curl my hair”
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An overused excuse boys use when they're rejected by females
boy: Hey, I have a confession to make. We've been friends for a while now and I just have this positive feeling whenever I'm around you..its almost as if we were meant to be.
girl: I'm sorry...I like more as a friend
boy: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard . stupid cat
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Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped turds onto there chest. (Mostly done by Mexicans, or Fetal Pigs.)
Old Man 1: so anyone up to Fuck my ass syrup onto my dick pancake?
Old Man 2: Isn't that a little bit rushed? or Meixican? i Met you yesterday.
Fetal Pig 1: Im down, don't be a Pussy
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expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.
john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"
jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"
john" fuck u man"
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Hey I ain’t gonna say my name but my family calls me stoopid.
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Hello my friends, my name is Hiba. I came to this site to design and make money so that I can collect money and travel to the country I dreamed of. I wish me good luck and thank you.
Hello my friends, my name is Hiba. I came to this site to design and make money so that I can collect money and travel to the country I dreamed of. I wish me good luck and thank you.
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When a person thinks you're so awfrible that hate just doesn't cut it.
@chaos_control on twitter: insert bad take here
random gdtwt guy: please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch
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