Nard sucking, is the act of an individual performong the act of sucking ones nards, this can be done in many different ways for many different reasons such as a quick cash grab or for pleasure during intercourse
Dom went behind the denny's at 3am to do some Nard Sucking for some crack money
A nickname used to refer to one as a testicle flicker.
Geez, Rob is such a nard bard. I hate him.
A particularly disgusting nard at the end of a put (i.e., at the end of gut so big that it merges with the penis - equivalent to a gunt for wickedly obese men).
Jack is a quintessential put nard; note the wispy hair, jenny warts, and strong odor of sour milk.
when having sex mostly in cowgirl and a girl farts on your balls to warm them up
dingus: me and jenny were having sex last night and and i said my balls were getting cold so she gave me a fart nard🤢
Someone who hates themselves, doesn't drink there shredbull, or is named Alex.
Alex is a fricking nard cake, you fricking nard cake.
(n.) pl. nard garglers. - one who swishes testicles in one's mouth, as one might swish mouth wash after brushing, although this act makes one's breath taste much more nutty.
"I need a nard gargler to clean my ball sack."
Reference to a woman's equipment. The VA Jay Jay. Balls can be called nards. So why not call ours "lady nards?"
I like that even better than meat flaps.
I slept with Steve again last night. Man, my lady nards are hurtin'!
Shit my period came yesterday and my lady nards look like a crime scene!