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A hugely addicting site, That supposedly cares about it's members. What it actually is, Though, Is an ad-infested site with a report happy at every corner. TNT (Theneopetsteam) Will freeze you for anything, Unless you are featheralley, Of course. So, If you want my opinion, Stay the hell away from this site
user11: Hi, I'm new to neopets, Could you help me out?
n00b: LYK ZOMG TTLY R3p0r774d!
TNT: Oh look, We just got a report. Apparently user11 has
been spamming. Well, Who the hell cares about actually looking into it? As long as they make a new account and give us money, It's all good.
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"Neopets" is a virtual pet site where you can not only throw away your time, but also your money, sanity, and social life! Though it has a "battledome", a place where you can have your pet fight another pet with various weapons, the word "hit" is blocked from the chatboards to prevent naughty discussions, because on Neopets, bad things don't exist! And good old "TNT" (the neopets team) blocked all words related to Twilight, isn't that great? Now, you can struggle to type out your Uncle Edward, Grandma Bella, and sister Alice's names! If that's not enough to get you to join, get this! After all the time you've spent collecting pixels, TNT just might freeze you for hacking, for no reason whatsoever! Cool, huh? Neopets even has this great feature where you can report anybody you want! That's right! Anyone! Did that sarcasm hurt your feelings? Well lucky for you, one fake sob story and click of a button, and they're gone! The best part is, over 70% of the population are illiterate 11 year olds who whine and cry and angst and squeal about crappy bands! There's even bitchy adults who TNT just adore, that spend all of their lives hovering over a computer screen instead of tending to their children and going on dates! Isn't that fun? Well, I hope you enjoy your time on Neopets!
1) Brittney: Hey, what'd you do for your birthday?
Jessica: I spent my whole day trying to get a highscore on "Evil Fuzzles From Beyond The Stars", then I celebrated with my guild members and they sent me a bunch of cool items!
2)Kelly: Hey, Becky, do you still play Neopets?
Becky: Are you kidding? that site used to be fun, but since Viacom bought it, it hasn't been the same!
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Neopets is a virtual game usually went on age 5-7. It used to be cool, until they took down the general chat on the Message Boards. They took it down because all these 7 year olds were all like: "LOLOLOLOLOLOL HAY ANY GIRLZ WANNA B MAH GF IF U NO WUT I MEEN" and some maturer person year old goes like: "HEY KID! NO ONE WILL EVER DATE YOU BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN THINK YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE." They freeze people that do this and REMOVED THE WHOLE GENERAL CHAT. Silly Adam, too cheap to FREEZE PEOPLE.
"HAY GUISE U LIEK TO GO ON NEOPETZ" "...Shut the hell up, idiot. Neopets is dumb."
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A site that's gay as shit and terrible! The only good thing is you can pimp out your profile and petpage and make it look hella sick but then you get frozen for retarded reasons so it sucks. Everyone on there is either A. illiterate and immature B. a total asswipe who thinks they have good music but in reality it's bad C. an old mofo who goes on there everyday and they're fucking rich and greedy and would cry if they got frozen or D. a troll. So it sucks ball sack go on there if you want to fight with people it's a constant battleground I swear to god! TNT (the Neopets team) are a bunch of assholes who freeze everyone with an opinion and an open mind and they get rich off of the little kids you are too young and innocent to understand how gay it is and get their parents to buy them this "Premium" shit which isn't even fucking worth it and it's fucking hundreds of dollars what the fuck! Fuck that shit! Oh and you can make ugly pets that used to be cute but then Viacom commercialized it so it's gay.
normalkid223: Hey guys, I'm new to Neopets. Can you help me out here? :)
imtheshit7778: *reads profile* GTFO YOU POSER YOU DON'T LISTEN TO THE BEATLES EVERYONE WHO CLAIMS TO LISTEN TO THEM IS WRONG ONLY I LISTEN TO THEM YOU DON'T KNOW THEM I KNOW EVERY SONG IKJUHYGTFYJUHGTFD.
normalkid223: Um... ok?
__indiiechickk: Heyyy; Rate my photographyy?(:
normalkid223: Ummm 8.5... it's just shadows and flowers, and the quality isn't good. Maybe you could try another angle?
__indiiechickk: Believee whatt youu wantt;;;;; my photographyy is my passiionnnn(((:
normalkid223: ???
8765567654565: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :) :) :) :) JUHYGHJUHGYHGTYH!!!!!!111!!W12234565THHT :D :D :D
normalkid223: THAT'S IT FUCK THIS SITE!!! *shoots self in head*
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a little kiddy site where people go to make fun of people who actually do the uninteresting shit on it.
History:
Probably an ambition thought up with the help of recreational drugs and/or alchohol.
Uses:
Not much.
The boards are kinda fun though
"Dude, you should totally check out Neopets, its awesome!"
"Get away from me, you queer!"
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1. A worldwide virtual website on which you create pets. Using these pets you can do the following:
chat on boards (where you can get reported for abuse)
submit work for art, poetry, newspaper article and storytelling competitions and recieve a 'trophy'
play a wide variety of many many games to earn neopoints
join a guild which is a group of people with the same interests as you e.g a simpsons guild
fight with other pets online and take part in wars which the website creates interesting plots for
make neofriends by sending neomails
and much more fun stuff
WARNING As the neopets boards are monitered due to it being open to kids, users often find themselves frozen for not using the boards properly. This leads to hostility towards neopets from people that have been frozen before. It is also seen as a waste of time, which it may be, but a FUN waste of time.
I just love the Help Chat on neopets.com - the people are so friendly and have great avatars
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A hugely popular virtual games site that is, I will admit, quite addicting.
It was created for bored college students but was converted to be kid-friendly when a bunch of under-20s started playing. Apparently there used to be theme parks with a bunch of random items and there was this transportation thingy that brought you to different places for items like totems. That was all scrapped, though, when I started playing.
The games aren't always updated but the old ones are still fun. Every June, there's an "Altador Cup" thing and we play games to earn points to win the Cup! You also earn neopoints from playing games.
Over-13s or kids with a consent form mailed/faxed to TNT (The Neopets Team) get to go to the Neoboards, a place where one board is singled out to be spammed and all the others are virtually spam-free. Battledome chatters are rich, Avatar chatters are mostly stuck-up and have "elite" friends.
All in all, Neopets is a fun game site where coding is easy to do and hopefully they change the new layout back to the old one ^^
user 1: do you play neopets?
user 2: no
user 1: omg! it's so fun. you should try it out.
*after user 2 plays neopets for a while*
user 2: omg! i love it!
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