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newton aycliffe is the chavist town u will ever go to I seriously suggest not to go down the burn you probably get injected with smack and the pigeons will steal ya food wherever you go (they are called rats with wings here), stay inside at night as underage drinkers hang around all the shops in town, especially the takeaway ones to shout abuse at the fat owners (like sweaty john) most takeaway shops have very low hygiene standards that probably is infected with HIV.
chav 1: "did ya get your chips mate"
chav 2: "yea but that rat with wings was eating them"
chav 3: "be glad it did mate, It's spazzing on the floor in newton aycliffe town "
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A sexual manuver. The guy punches the girl in the stomach until she pukes. While she's puking or directly afterwards, she sucks his dick. He takes it out of her mouth, fucks her, then eats her out. Finally, he kisses her, so that the vomit has made it's way from her mouth to his penis, from his penis to her vagina, from her vagina to his mouth, and from his mouth back to her mouth again, completing the circle.
Joe punched Jane in the stomach, then gave her a Sloppy Newton.
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Typical after a night of drinking when your stool is looser than Paris Hilton and comes out all juicy.
I had a Kenny Rogers going and lost, resulting in a Juice Newton.
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1) A dangerous village of Newton, MA filled with savages and barbarians known for their wild behavior and Caucasian heritage.
2) A village of Newton, MA which has a higher altitude than the Majority of Newton.
3) Home to numerous Store 24's and other chain corner stores.
1) Ayo, I was riding through Newton Highlands in daddy's beamer and I was like 'WOW.' This place is fucked up.
2) Man I could barely breathe up in Newton Highlands due to the increased altitude and thinner air than I've grown accustomed to in areas closer in altitude to that of sea level.
3) I hate being outside Store 24 or other various corner store in Newton Highlands after 10 PM, shit's mad sketchy.
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(Issac Knew a Ton) The ingenious- satanic tyrant who discovered gravity and doomed the lives of high school physics students. He is the sole creator of hell known as Newtons Laws and endless mental torture . His accomplice is the infamous apple that dropped on his melon sized brain, and thus it shall also be blamed for tearing out the brains of any teenager who was simply trying to enjoy physics. Issac is the demon himself.
"I wish the apple had dropped on Isaac Newton's head at a greater F=ma, and killed him."
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Chris: Hey dude, you wanna eat some Fig Newtons later?
Zak: Sure!
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small town in texas..downtown is one city block,a diner a dairy queen and one bar b q place for your dining pleasure. there is one grocery store and a dollar store for your shopping needs.
NEWTON TEXAS is much like Hazzard in the dukes of Hazzard
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