gay ticket

A ticket or summons presented to someone for performing an overwhelmingly homosexual act.

Johnny slapped Petey in the ass and was presented with 3 gay tickets.

Roger wiped his ass from the front and was given 5 gay tickets.

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golden ticket

When, like Charlie, you have been given access to the Chocolate Factory. Permission for anal.

Dude, last night she gave me the golden ticket.

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ticket to kick it

Something used to gain entry to an event or function, or to hang with someone.

Your ticket to kick it

Guy #1: "Let me come to the party tonight, i've got 5 hot girls ready to get loose."

Guy #2: "Alright thats your ticket to kick it right there."

OR

Guy: "Whats up girl, you wanna chill? I got a fat sack we can smoke."

Girl: "Yeah for sure let's do it."

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Yellow Ticket

When a good looking female, or male start too loose there looks, i.e. similar to how supermarkets put stickers on food before its sell by date, before it gets thrashed.

He\She is rapidly Yellow ticketing.

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ninja tickets

A new method of internet shopping that searches and compares prices in real time without being detected by the host site.

Ninjatickets.com is a ninja tickets shopping site.

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Lift Ticket

A term used to describe the act of buying cocaine. Cocaine is often referred to as "snow" or "playing in snow", therefore people will use the term "lift ticket" as a metaphor to disguise the act of purchasing the drug.

I bought my lift ticket. When can we get to the snow?

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meal ticket

another name for sugar daddy.

LUXURIES WITHOUT A JOB
Gwendolyn: Monica, where are you getting all of this costly shit?
You don't even have a job!
Monica: Oh. All of that is from my meal ticket.
Gwendolyn: From what?
Monica: Not what, who!

NEED MORE GROCERIES
Bianca: Dammit... I spent all of my money shopping and my refrigerator's empty. I'm hungry!
Yolanda: You don't get your paycheck until two weeks from now.
Bianca: I better find myself a handsome meal ticket!
Yolanda: Seriously.

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