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windshield wiper

When a woman is wearing glasses while giving you oral pleasure, she pulls your member out of her hot mouth and begins wiping it back and forth across her spectacles while you "NUT" joyously. Thus immitating the windshield wash and wiping actions.

Dude, Tom and Suzie were doing 69 when she gave herself the windshield wiper.

by Logan Bishop February 10, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


windshield wiper

blowing a load on a girl's face, then taking your manhood and using it as a wiper blade to smear it all over her face.

when that ho was done blowing me i gave her the "windshield wiper".

by supercron78 October 21, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Windshield Wiper

When a person takes another persons cock and wipes it back and forth across their face while that person is cumming.

That bitch was such a freak when I started cumming in her mouth she pulled it out and started smearing it back and forth all over her face like a gawdamned windshield wiper.

by M.Hines For President 2016 December 1, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


curtain wiper

curtain wiper
kur-tn wahy-per

noun
1.
person (esp. male) who uses shower curtain to wipe penis after masturbating.
2.
an otherwise contemptible person.

"That Justin Bieber, 'e's a right curtain wiper, 'e is."

by Johnny B. Wankstain April 9, 2013

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


windshield wiper

When a man jizzes on the front of a girl's vagina and grabs his penis by the stem, wiping the semen back and forth and increasing the possibility of unwanted insemination.

"Man, I turned the windshield wiper on full blast after I spunked on her vag."

by C-Bass Clemens September 27, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wisconsin Windshield Wiper

to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth

i totally wisconsin windshield wipered that chick

by spaulding123123 June 4, 2010


Pickle Wiper

A queer bastard the enjoys playing with guys dicks

Hey guys, did you know Burt is a fuckin' Pickle Wiper?

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž