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The new holiday beverage sweeping ghettos across the nation. Also comes pre-mixed with malt liquor.
Nig Nog! It's nog for your nigs dawg!
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Headnog or head nog, is the by product of a holiday blowjob. Usually associated with winter celebrations such as Thanksgiving, Christmas and the New Year.
How about some head nog after that great Thanksgiving dinner.
Christmas morning, I woke Jack up for some head nog.
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nig nog is a seasonal beverage that consists of 2 parts egg nog, and 3 parts schlitz malt liquor.
"damn nickel, your breath smell like nig nog!"
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A juice head who uses roids and thinks there tough even though they can’t even left a cookie off the table.
Look at Anthony nogs trying to pick up that cookie. Lol what a loser
Noun: another word for swamp water, or stagnant water. The liquid that comes from a swamp, bog or other long standing, non flowing body of water typically infested with insects, frogs or other creatures.
The liquid in the bottom of the dumpster smelled like a mixture of pungent decay and bog nog.
The Sloppy Nog:
Best done in the “style of the dog”, this finishing move requires some quick timing and careful aim.
First, build up a full head of steam, and just when you are about to nut, pull out and unload upon your partner within a concentrated area. Now, and this is the most important part, while still in the throes of passion, sprinkle some nutmeg over the affected area and wish your partner some good holiday cheer!
This move works great for the novice or the experienced and can be performed upon the partner of your choice.
Also, be sure to only use freshly grated nutmeg. Show some fucking class. It’ll taste better and your partner is worth it.
John: Did you and Lisa have a good night?
Tom: Sure did! And in honor of the holiday season I finished her off with a Sloppy Nog!
John: Oh that’s great! I’m really happy for you two... wait... did you use fresh nutmeg?
Tom: Of course! Dude! I RESPECT her.
A drink blacks love around Christmas according to one of my friends Darrell. Made with half watermelon drink and half vodka = Nig Nog
Hey brah hood me up with some nig nog
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